If only all of the right-wing blogosphere was self-aware parody like Stephen Colbert, I might feel slightly less guilty for being so entertained by the stupidity that founds their superficial belief structure.
Take, for instance, Love God’s Way, a fundamentalist Christian ministry that has put out a list of subversive music designed to integrate homosexual behavior into the American mainstream.
It begins:
One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.
By far, my favorite of all the selections has to be Ted Nugent.
It appears that Mr. Nugent, I’m sure completely unwittingly and certainly unwillingly; has such alpha-male appeal that the sight of him in a loincloth is dangerous to all impressionable teenage boys who are still in the formative years of their sexual identity. It is alleged that Ted Haggard was driven to homosexuality by the guitar solo in ‘Cat Scratch Fever.’
And that’s not all! Ted Nugent isn’t the only current hit pop act our hetero-protectorate need to be on guard from. Other hot recent bands with the secret intent on driving the homosexual agenda include Frankie Goes to
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